THE CUTIE CALLBOY

I was strolling around Divisoria last week, around 8 in the evening. I just finished having dinner with my old classmates from High School. It was a mini-reunion to reminisce the care-free days. I passed around Velez-Cruz Taal Streets, then paliko to Jollibee. As I scanned the many faces, there was this guy wearing a body hugging yellow shirt attempting to smile at me. At least I thought he was. I was like… You smiling at me? But I guessed he was smiling at everyone else, just trying to see who’ll get hooked by his charm. As I passed him, I rotated my neck ( SLOW MOTION PLEASE ) and saw that he was still smiling at me. I took a second glance at him and he was still glued at my direction. Could it be love? Serendipity, that I would meet this good looking creature. Mangarap ka ng gising! I said to myself. This is not a movie!

We played tag. I took a turn around Pabayo Streets, just to check if he really was interested in me. If he is, he would get the idea and meet me around. And he did! I stopped at a corner near Rose Pharmacy, pretending to text someone, a defense mechanism used by most people to hide the awkwardness. Aminin!!! He came right up to me. Still smiling. Pa cute jud kaayo. I can’t resist! He is shorter than me, slim, medyo spiked ang hair. But I can’t stop looking at his eyes, they looked sad, needing attention. Or gakadala lang ko?

We talked…

Callboy: Hi. Naa kay kauban?

Me: Wala man. Ako ra isa.

CB: Ah. Lodge ta? (Kadali gud! No beating around the bush. So much for Serendipity!)

Me: Ha? Aha dapit? (Curious daw oh!)

CB: Dana ra sa King William. ( How obvious naman! )

Then… my first cousin suddenly came into view. Patay ko karon. We said our kumustahan kadali, I’m so glad it was short because I don’t know how to introduce my new companion. Guilty man! My cousin then went on his way…

Me: Hehehe. Ako ig-agaw to.

CB: OK ra. So unsa man…tagai lang dayon ko 500. Palipayon jud tika bai. Tila-an ko na imong itlog. (By this time I smelled something awful but I couldn’t be sure what)

Me: Wala man ko dala daghan kwarto karon bai. (Char lang gud! Basin ma hangyo)

CB: OK ra 200 nalang bai. Malipay gyud ka nako. ( I smelled it again!)

Me: Basin pwede next time nalang ta, taga-i nalang ko imo number.

CB: Karon nalang bai, lami na kaayo. Dako ning ako-a lagi, dili ka magmahay. ( There goes the smell again! It’s his BREATH!!!!!)

Me: (Hesitant na) Sunod nalang siguro, gadali pa pud ko bai.

CB: Sige na bai, karon na lang. (Definitely his breath! Yuck na gyud!)

Me: Sunod nalang lagi…. ( ug nahadlok nako, he may hold-up me or what )

CB: Sige nalang, tagai nalang ko kwarta gamay, gutom naman gud ko. (Kaya siguro baho ng hininga mo)

Me: OK, next time na. (I handed him a 50 Peso bill, too cheap or too generous? I barely knew him kaya!)

Him: Salamat. Kita-kita rata puhon ( I hope we don’t!)

He turned around the corner and he was gone. Wala na din ang foul breath! Thank goodness! It was really bad. I couldn’t imagine kissing him at all! And him licking me. Kadiri talaga… sobra! Even if I’d gargle and wash my body all day, the stink would probably still linger. Cutie nga pero super minus naman sa oral hygiene. I’d rather kiss my dog.

THE CEBU MASAHISTA

Ok… So like, this happened a year ago when I was in Cebu City. I went there by myself. I stayed at a hotel near Mango Avenue. But prior that, I managed to post my travel advert at a certain website. Days before my trip, I already received a lot of naughty and OH so tempting invitations.

I finally succumbed to one because:

A.)  He offered a good massage…500 Pesos (Pricey ba?) and

B.)  He said he was good looking

So it was around 9 PM already but I was still hesitant to invite him to my hotel room. The BIG reason was that he might be a killer. PRAMIS!!! OK… laugh all you want and you may ‘palo’ me na with a frying pan but it’s TRUE. Really… I was freakin’ scared. My imagination would go from him suffocating me with a pillow to actually stabbing me to death with a knife. I’d be helpless of course! I’d be on my back and he’d be on top of me, he would have all the advantage. Then he might take my money and I’d have nothing to spend for new clothes na in Ayala… huhuhu.  So anyhoooooo…. I texted him that I’d want his massage service and he replied pud that he was available.

10 PM, fresh na fresh na me, bagong ligo. Ahem ahem… mag expect ba naman for something! He arrived outside the door carrying a man-purse, containing his massage thingies. He was cute, not good looking but cute. So much for selling himself! He had a childish grin which I found irresistible, he had a medium built body and a skin with a golden glow to it.  We chatted a bit, he said that he’s been doing this for 2 years na, he’s a student DAW, he needs additional income DAW. Typical. I thought to myself. He then told me to lie down with my underwear lang, I’ll make ‘hapa’ na daw on the bed. During this moment, nanginginig na talaga ako. But I have a secret weapon though… A BALLPEN! Yes! A ballpen, blue ang ink nya. I hid it under the mattress in case I would need it when he will stab me na. At least I have something to defend myself. HAHAHA. Paranoid na gyud ko!

He took of his shirt and pants, said he needed to do it para he can move freely daw. Echos mo dong! He started with my back and neck, sliding down to my thighs… ang bilis ha! As a creature of comfort and a frequenter of spas in CDO, he wasn’t supposed to do that pa. But I let him be, style nya siguro different. I can tell something interesting is coming, he was sliding hid hand down my butt and stroking it with a bit of urgency now. I felt something stiff! He was sooooo erect already. He was rubbing his penis behind me. A new massage technique perhaps? He slid off my boxer-briefs gently. He had full access to my ass now, he caressed it and added more oil and down he went to my legs and feet. By this time, I was SO HARD already. He ordered me to lie on my back. Scchwing! Naka Flag Raising ceremony na talaga ang dick ko. He ignored it. Kevs… he continued to massage my chest, my belly. He would occasionally pass by my groin area, teasing me I bet. He went down my thighs and legs. His finale was stroking my crotch area for a long time without really touching my throbbing penis. I could tell I was spurting pre-cum already. What a tease he was!

He whispered in my ear “Sir, gusto kag extra service?”

Me: Ha? ( pa innocent! As if wala nag expect!)

Him: Extra service sir, gusto ka?

Me: Pila man? (Yes! Yes! Yes!)

Him: Ikaw sir, add lang ug 500.

Me: Wala man ko ka withdraw bai, 200 ra ako madugang (Pa effect! Ka mahal tapos wala na tarong ug massage!)

Him: Aw ok rana sir, 200 nalang (Tanawa! Pwede raman diay barato!)

ITS SHOWTIME!!! He took off his underwear and WOW! It was the LONGEST son a bitch dick I’ve EVER…EVER encountered! It was really long! And I’m not exaggerating. An 8 incher maybe? That’s what I guessed. Wala akong ruler na glow in the dark kaya! He placed his fully erect cock in my mouth and I had no hesitation to try this delectable looking popsicle. Dee-lish. He sucked me as well and we did the usual “I-suck-you-you-suck-me” maneuver. A couple of sucking and licking exchanges later and we decided to cum together. Cue in the Beatles songs please. We stroked our joysticks and I rolled on top of him and exploded on his stomach, he jizzed out a few seconds after me. Whhheeww! We cleaned up and I payed him for his services. He put his clothes back on and went out as quickly as he came in.

That was my first and probably last sex-for-pay experience. ‘Twas nice but it was scary.

My McDreamy

Akihito Sato... Sorry that I missed to see your fashion show last year at SM CDO. Late na when I found out. I'll see you soon... *sighs* My underwear is wet na.

VIRGIN!

Hullo everyone! Thanks for visiting my curb. This would be my first blog. For those of you asking... why now?!? Well....... it really was just a matter of time when i finally decided.... WHY NOT NOW? I mean... it wouldn't hurt to try right? Cagayan de Oro City, the city in bloom, in boom and in blossom (Did I get these in order?) though a lot of people claim that it is very modern already, is still waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay backward when it comes to accepting people of the third sex. It's all HUSH HUSH...like the famous Pussycat Dolls song. Sure we see a lot of gay people walking around but on the back of straight people's mind, they want to kick `em to the side. I hang around with my heterosexual cousins during "inuman" sessions and whenever a gay person struts by, they can never help themselves to throw some burning comment. Imagine me trying to join the insulting episode, just so I can pass as one of the "BROS". I can't help but feel awkward... but one must not be too obvious! Huwag maging affected!!! Even in the place where I work, I am too conscious of my actions or the way I speak and behave. I have had a co-employee who exposed himself way too much and he was transferred to another department. Their shallow reason was that he was "incompetent". But I knew better. I mean... the guy was great at work but because of his sexual preference, people didn't see his potential. So I'm hoping to do what I can to reach out to my fellow Pink Cagayan-ons and beyond. So...lend me your thoughts! Apir!!!